On Men:

"Men! You can't live with them and you can't
1. Dip them in batter for tempura,
2. Use them for collateral on a loan,
3. Put in new batteries."
-Nicole Hollander

"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason."
-Molly McGee

"Men are superior to women. For one thing, they can urinate out of a speeding car."
-Will Durst

"A woman who takes things from a man is called a girlfriend. A man who takes things from a woman is called a gigolo."
-Ruthie Stein

"Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power."
-Gloria Steinem

"Talking to a man is like trying to saddle a cow. You work like hell, but what's the point?"
-Gladys Upham

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infants life, she will choose to save the infants like without even considering if there are men on base."
-Dave Barry

Nothing against Justin, I just thought these were downright funny.