Let's just say...

hypothetically...

you threw up in a public restroom, let's say---
on a college campus.

Of course, you can't help that. I'm sorry you're feeling ill.

And let's say hypothetically you mostly miss the toilet, and spew a bit onto the floor.

Again, not too much can be done.

HOWEVER...

I would hypothetically say that it is your responsibility to wipe it up, at least mostly, so that, say, some girl doesn't walk in there a few hours later and step in a dried splatch of
sticky, invisible bile.

hypothetically speaking, I'd say that'd be the curteous thing to do.