Commenting for Newbs

According to urbandictionary.com (the best place for all things slang):

NEWB: n. A word used over the internet many times, usually referring to one who is new to a subject/topic, usually a game, and is willing to improve. Not to be confused with nOOb, which is someone who is not willing to get better.

So, don't be offended if you're a commenting newb. There are many of you out there, and this is the only way to get de-newb-ed. I mean, look on the bright side- at least you aren't a nOOb! whatever that is.

So. First step is to click on the little orange word at the bottom of the post that says COMMENTS.
This will bring you to the commenting page. You can see others comments and see if I responded to any that you previously wrote.

Type your comment in the empty box.

Select the "Name/URL" option under choose an identity (I wish Gwyneth Paltrow was an option here...)

Type in your name, nickname, or whatever you think will let me know who you are.

Hit "publish your comment".

Wala! Done! You are now no longer a commenting newb. Congratualtions!

Now please, comment with a renewed ferver. Your labors will be much appreciated!